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| author | Lance5057 <Lance5057@gmail.com> | 2018-06-05 22:13:46 -0500 |
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| committer | Lance5057 <Lance5057@gmail.com> | 2018-06-05 22:13:46 -0500 |
| commit | c00efedf54aa760be041762be388f7f8adaab553 (patch) | |
| tree | a1325c8b09ea1fde6d162f73839d9f2be069245c /src/main/resources/assets/tinkersdefense/text | |
| parent | f428bdd45dbe00fd0b674bce6ed7623caedca804 (diff) | |
Armor Rendering Part 1master
Diffstat (limited to 'src/main/resources/assets/tinkersdefense/text')
| -rw-r--r-- | src/main/resources/assets/tinkersdefense/text/souls/loadSouls.txt | 2 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | src/main/resources/assets/tinkersdefense/text/souls/steve_enUS.txt | 400 |
2 files changed, 0 insertions, 402 deletions
diff --git a/src/main/resources/assets/tinkersdefense/text/souls/loadSouls.txt b/src/main/resources/assets/tinkersdefense/text/souls/loadSouls.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e66cc54..0000000 --- a/src/main/resources/assets/tinkersdefense/text/souls/loadSouls.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,2 +0,0 @@ -//Edit with custom files to load them -steve
\ No newline at end of file diff --git a/src/main/resources/assets/tinkersdefense/text/souls/steve_enUS.txt b/src/main/resources/assets/tinkersdefense/text/souls/steve_enUS.txt deleted file mode 100644 index c2bba0a..0000000 --- a/src/main/resources/assets/tinkersdefense/text/souls/steve_enUS.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,400 +0,0 @@ -Offense -Heh. What is super armor to me. %dmg% damage!! -%dmg% damage! Pow! -Swish! -HIYA! -%dmg% damage? Swing me harder! -Woo! %dmg% damage! I'm awesome! -%dmg% damage! -%dmg% damage? -%dmg% damage... - -Defense -Hee hee hee... you are bad. Only %dmg% damage! -You need to do more than that. Only %dmg% damage. -Only %dmg%? Pathetic! -Ah my face! -Don't hit! Thats rude! -I can do more than %dmg% damage and I don't have hands! -%dmg% damage! -%dmg% damage? -%dmg% damage... - -Armor -It's like I'm hugging you! -Did you put on deoderant today? Doesn't smell like it... -Smelling kinda musty here... -Ewww you're sweating on me %player%! -You're warm... It's nice... -Don't worry %player%! I'll protect you! -I'm like a koala. - -Weapon -Let me at 'em! -I'm so sharp it hurts! -You should have made me into a chainsaw. Chainsaws are cool! -Why didn't you make me into a flamethrower? -Find me something to whack on! - -OnFire -It's hot! You're gonna be burnt! -Fire! Fire! It's too hot in here! - -LowHP -%Player%, say something. -H, Hey, get away, jack! -One more blow from that guy could finish us. -No need to worry... -Yo, you awake up there, %player%? - -Death -Damn... if only there hadn't been the accident... we would have been able to live happily ever after... -That's not good... -I guess human dreams are fragile... -I remember... my dad's motto was... A man should never cry like a newborn. -Sorry! It was my fault... -I wonder if there is a life after death... -Aww man, that sucks! -Darn, I couldn't get to telling you his weak point! - -LowHunger -Eat something nutritious. -You look famished! -Are you hungry? You should eat. -You should eat. -Are you hungry? -Your tummy sounds angry. -Was that a monster?! Oh it was just your stomache... - -LowDurability -I'm starvin'! -I'm starving. I wanna eat a piece of %material%. -I feel thirsty. -Wow. I'm beat. -Thump, thump, thump. My heart is throbbing... -I'm getting sleepy... zzz. -I'm still young! -I am very sensitive. Handle with care, please. -My fortune today is the worst!! My stars are all wrong. -Something's bothering me... -I feel my body starting to creak... -My back hurts lately... -Hasn't Steve been good to you? I don't know what I've done for you to treat me so disrespectfully. -%player% you need to repair me every once in a while. Life without Steve isn't worth living. -Am I losing it? -Agghh! My head is gonna explode... -Recently, I've been feeling beat. -I'm really having a crappy day. -Why... am I so... miserable... ? -Don't you think my existence is pretty important. I mean, how many talking &tool%s do you know. -Count on me! Oops. Wait, wait! -Hey... %player%, you been cold to me recently... -I'm burning out... - -Broken -I'm gonna take a nap. -Not now %player%, I've got a headache. -I wonder if there is any medicine that heals the heart... -I, I lost... -I hope I can have pleasant dreams tonight... -(Sob)... I have no time left... -Oh... Dad. You are there. -Nothingness... there is nothing there but darkness... darkness spreading everywhere. -Agghh! -I can't take it anymore. -Uggghhh! -I don't want to be defeated by him! -Argh... I think I'm really... a loser... - -Repaired -Yeah, my priorities have all changed! Ahh, it's exciting to be alive. -I tingle with excitement at my new life course. Steve, the millionaire %tool%!! -The power sealed within me now... about to be revived! -As long as I am alive, good things will happen. -Andy, brother! Stop! Stop it! Phew... it was... a dream... -It feels like love... - -Modified -I'm gonna be the %tool% to beat all %tool%! -%player%, you're too friendly. It makes me jealous. -It feels like love... -I... I feel strong... I feel charged with power... an immense power... -I'm pretty much a genius, huh. -Uggh! This, this is it! The coolness I was looking for. -I see. I get it. Now I understand. I am enlightened! - -HorseNear -Neigh! -Is that a horse? Well, it doesn't matter. It's cool anyway! -I wonder what the name of that horse is? -Hey look, Swedish meatballs! -How do you turn that into glue...? - -PigNear -Oink Oink! -I wonder if boar's meat is tasty. -Mmm, porkchops. -Aww he has a wittle snout! - -ChickenNear -Cluck cluck! -Didn't you say you like chicken better %player%? -That's a chicken? It looks like a duck... - -CowNear -Mooo! -Mmm, steak. -Horns and udders...? -I could go for a glass of milk. - -SheepNear -Baaaaah! -It looks so fluffy! -Mmm, mutton. -%player% could you just lay me on that sheep? It looks soft. - -WolfNear -Woof! -Hey back up, I'm not a chew toy! -Here boy! *whistles* -Aww I wanna pet him! - -CatNear -Meow! -Claws and teeth? Scary pet you have... -No, I'm not for scratching! -So cute! - -SkeletonNear -They say that monster is one of the undead. -What's that weird clunky noise? -I hear a bow being drawn... -Doot doot! - -ZombieNear -Smell something? -They say that monster is one of the undead. -I smell something. -Eww it's rotting! -Don't let that touch you, it looks diseased! - -CreeperNear -I smell gunpowder. -Smell something? -Handle with care. -I feel the presence of some kind of powder... -He has gunpowder. -I smell something. -What's up with its color? - -SpiderNear -*shudder* -Giant bugs? This is hell. -You should try riding that! -Too many legs... Yuck! -Kill it with fire! - -EndermanNear -He has long legs. You needed me to tell you that huh. -It has such thin arms. -Careful, he can dodge pretty well... Well, sometimes anyway. -Woah, where'd he come from? -Wow, he's huge. - -SilverfishNear -What's up with its color? -I hear scratching... -Ew what is that?! -Kill it with fire! - -BlazeNear -Blaze blaze bla bla blaze. Woah, Mr. Blaze. -Is that a demon? -I think that's a demon. -I hope you're fireproof. - -EnemyNear -What's he doing here? -Hey look, it's a %other%! -Look out! -Hey, shoo, stupid %other%. -I wonder what %other% tastes like... - -InsultZombie -Being undead bites. -He makes me puke. -Bet he'd taste nasty if we ate him. -Looks like a sickly little boy. -Looks a little sickly. -He looks like he'll die pretty soon with our without our help. -He must be rotten. -You reek man. -Yeeek... -There are alot of guys running around that look like him. - -InsultSkeleton -Calcium rich bones have such a nice pop when they break. -He looks pale. I wonder if something bad happened to him. -Wow that guy's pale. Get out on the beach or something dude. -He looks pale. I wonder if he has a glandular problem. -Ah, he doesn't look like much. Whups! Incoming! -Whoa, careful! You'll put somebody's eye out with that thing. -He's just a skeleton, but he has a bow. - -InsultCreeper -Woah! This guys gonna blow! -Get away from him before he pops... -That looks kinda like a pig, a creepy pig... -He looks a bit unstable... -Hehehe, what is that? - -InsultSpider -Don't make me get the bug spray! -Bugs are gross! Go away! -%player%, kill it with fire! - -InsultEnderman -Behind his benign face, lies evil intent of the most fearful kind... Aren't I dramatic? -I get an evil vibe off him. -I hate the way his mouth moves... - -InsultSilverfish -Bet he'd taste nasty if we ate him. -Ew, what is that? -Squish it! - -InsultWitch -I don't want to get an apple from her. -Just smash the potion throwing old bag! -This chick's gross. -Old lady power is endless... -You have something for if you get poisoned right? - -InsultBlaze -Away hellspawn! -The power of Steve compels you! -Got any holy water? Or any water really... - -InsultGhast -Crybaby! -Hit that fireball back at him! -Did you bring a ranged weapon? That would help right now. -Ew, it's got weird tentacles... - -InsultDragon -Ooo a Dragon... Rrrarrggh! -Steve's tip of the day. Lesson 1. Ender Dragon hides make awesome boots. -I used to imagine dragons were slender creatures. -Ohhh C-Cool... - -InsultPlayer -%other%... I heard that name somewhere before. -%other% has a great body! -%other%, %other%... Talk to me bud. Why do you challenge the supremacy of Steve? -He has the same name as the mayor of my village! -I wonder if %other% has no friends? Probably. -This guy's boring. -Bet he's got no friends. -Yup, he was adopted. -Don't waste your time with this guy %player%. -My weak point? Hmph. No such thing. -He should just chill himself, don't you think? -Let's settle it with speed! You can't beat the speed of a talking %tool%! -He thinks he's so cool with his sword. Loser. -He's strong. But he's not all that strong when you attack from a distance. -Whoa, careful! You'll put somebody's eye out with that thing. -His weapon is great, but he is meager. -There are alot of guys running around that look like him. -So he's still kickin' huh? - -InsultOther -Me shatter you like glass. -Wish I knew how to slowly lumber into oncoming fire. -He's lame. -He burnt me in my dream. Burn him back. For me! -Pretty much looks like a dork huh. -Airhead. -Leave it be, %player%. It obviously has no friends. -This guy's a putz... Did I just use that word? -Just off him already. -My name is STEVE! I own you. -Won't give up will he. -Get lost. Loser. -I hate this loser. -Annoying. -Oh! My buddy's calling! I gotta go. -How do we handle this one? -Looks stupid. -The weak point of this monster? I don't remember... -What me... lose to him!? Ha, good one! -Just because I'm a %tool%, doesn't mean I'm stupid. -Don't you think he's annoying? -Weak point? Uh, duh! Don't make me say it, please. -Hello my name is Steve. I own you, %other%. -Today's prediction. Pain! -I wonder how much I could sell that %other% for... -This guy doesn't hold back. -This guy's a clown. -He should try to learn from my exquisite sense of style. -My kung fu is stronger! -What? The weak point? You know it, right? It's not that I don't know it... -He'll get what's coming... Just wait. -Humph, this guy's a piece of cake. -This guy might fetch a high price! -Let's just take 'em out, pack 'em up and get outta here. -He's got a weird face. -Behave yourself %other%. -Finish him, %player%!! -Fight fire with fire, %player%. Not literally but you get what I mean. -He's pretty tough. Be careful. -Whoa! Are you fighting him? -Maybe he doesn't know he's made of paper. We have to tell him. -His weak point? Come on, you've gotta know it? - -Creation -My name is Steve! A pleasure. -My name is Steve! By the way, my sister's name is Stephanie. -And on the 6th day Steve created... -Zzz... Huh! Was I sleeping? -Today's fortune, you will meet someone new. It was great to meet you, %player%. -Hello my name is Steve. I own you. -In the village, everybody called me Steve, the busy bee. - -Other -I wonder sometimes, why do I have to be a %tool%? Why not some absurd fully automatic firearm? -My baby brother was such a brat... -By the way. How are ya doing? -Reminds me of last night. I had a dream of my dad... he was a catapult... -My hair is awesome!!! It takes forever in the morning but tell me it isn't worth it. -Waffle, waffle, waffle. -Why on earth can I talk? I'm a %tool%... -Do you understand, %player%, what it feels like to be a %tool%? -...Achoo! -I has a twin sister who I have been separated from for a long time... I wonder how she's doing. -My sister was totally cute. She was the belle of the village. -When I take a close look at you, %player% you look like my sister. -My pitiful attempts to be cool. Blasted playground! -Why didn't the cool kids play with me? -I like flan. -How'd I get my name...? I don't remember. -Don't you think my name is cool? -Yo. What is it like being human, %player%? Don't think it would work for me. A human %tool%... messy. -Sometimes, I remember my old days. I went through many hardships... -My jokes are getting stale... -Let me tell you my state of mind... I wanna be a human as quickly as possible. -Love is an immaculate beam of warm fuzzy energy. -Did you know that I am an excellent singer? A pro! -My dad would say, "A man should stand up in the headwind no matter what. -If I didn't have a torso, that would kinda bug me. -Last night, my late dad talked to me in a dream... I was so happy -Yesterday, I dreamt I was rich. -My ego is like a gas giant. Like Jupiter or, heh Uranus. -I know, I know... You're wondering how you might serve Steve better. -Fortune of the day. Beware of being boring. Oops, I gotta be careful. -Fortune of the day. It'll be a very happy day. Maybe. -I can sing and dance! I should be a performer. -I am a great dancer. I want to show you. -I wonder %player%, how old are you? -By the way, do you think I am handsome? -Don't you think it will look good on me if I dye my hair red? -Fortune of the day. The lucky item is a white handkerchief. |
