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authorLance5057 <Lance5057@gmail.com>2018-06-05 22:13:46 -0500
committerLance5057 <Lance5057@gmail.com>2018-06-05 22:13:46 -0500
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Armor Rendering Part 1master
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-//Edit with custom files to load them
-steve \ No newline at end of file
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-Offense
-Heh. What is super armor to me. %dmg% damage!!
-%dmg% damage! Pow!
-Swish!
-HIYA!
-%dmg% damage? Swing me harder!
-Woo! %dmg% damage! I'm awesome!
-%dmg% damage!
-%dmg% damage?
-%dmg% damage...
-
-Defense
-Hee hee hee... you are bad. Only %dmg% damage!
-You need to do more than that. Only %dmg% damage.
-Only %dmg%? Pathetic!
-Ah my face!
-Don't hit! Thats rude!
-I can do more than %dmg% damage and I don't have hands!
-%dmg% damage!
-%dmg% damage?
-%dmg% damage...
-
-Armor
-It's like I'm hugging you!
-Did you put on deoderant today? Doesn't smell like it...
-Smelling kinda musty here...
-Ewww you're sweating on me %player%!
-You're warm... It's nice...
-Don't worry %player%! I'll protect you!
-I'm like a koala.
-
-Weapon
-Let me at 'em!
-I'm so sharp it hurts!
-You should have made me into a chainsaw. Chainsaws are cool!
-Why didn't you make me into a flamethrower?
-Find me something to whack on!
-
-OnFire
-It's hot! You're gonna be burnt!
-Fire! Fire! It's too hot in here!
-
-LowHP
-%Player%, say something.
-H, Hey, get away, jack!
-One more blow from that guy could finish us.
-No need to worry...
-Yo, you awake up there, %player%?
-
-Death
-Damn... if only there hadn't been the accident... we would have been able to live happily ever after...
-That's not good...
-I guess human dreams are fragile...
-I remember... my dad's motto was... A man should never cry like a newborn.
-Sorry! It was my fault...
-I wonder if there is a life after death...
-Aww man, that sucks!
-Darn, I couldn't get to telling you his weak point!
-
-LowHunger
-Eat something nutritious.
-You look famished!
-Are you hungry? You should eat.
-You should eat.
-Are you hungry?
-Your tummy sounds angry.
-Was that a monster?! Oh it was just your stomache...
-
-LowDurability
-I'm starvin'!
-I'm starving. I wanna eat a piece of %material%.
-I feel thirsty.
-Wow. I'm beat.
-Thump, thump, thump. My heart is throbbing...
-I'm getting sleepy... zzz.
-I'm still young!
-I am very sensitive. Handle with care, please.
-My fortune today is the worst!! My stars are all wrong.
-Something's bothering me...
-I feel my body starting to creak...
-My back hurts lately...
-Hasn't Steve been good to you? I don't know what I've done for you to treat me so disrespectfully.
-%player% you need to repair me every once in a while. Life without Steve isn't worth living.
-Am I losing it?
-Agghh! My head is gonna explode...
-Recently, I've been feeling beat.
-I'm really having a crappy day.
-Why... am I so... miserable... ?
-Don't you think my existence is pretty important. I mean, how many talking &tool%s do you know.
-Count on me! Oops. Wait, wait!
-Hey... %player%, you been cold to me recently...
-I'm burning out...
-
-Broken
-I'm gonna take a nap.
-Not now %player%, I've got a headache.
-I wonder if there is any medicine that heals the heart...
-I, I lost...
-I hope I can have pleasant dreams tonight...
-(Sob)... I have no time left...
-Oh... Dad. You are there.
-Nothingness... there is nothing there but darkness... darkness spreading everywhere.
-Agghh!
-I can't take it anymore.
-Uggghhh!
-I don't want to be defeated by him!
-Argh... I think I'm really... a loser...
-
-Repaired
-Yeah, my priorities have all changed! Ahh, it's exciting to be alive.
-I tingle with excitement at my new life course. Steve, the millionaire %tool%!!
-The power sealed within me now... about to be revived!
-As long as I am alive, good things will happen.
-Andy, brother! Stop! Stop it! Phew... it was... a dream...
-It feels like love...
-
-Modified
-I'm gonna be the %tool% to beat all %tool%!
-%player%, you're too friendly. It makes me jealous.
-It feels like love...
-I... I feel strong... I feel charged with power... an immense power...
-I'm pretty much a genius, huh.
-Uggh! This, this is it! The coolness I was looking for.
-I see. I get it. Now I understand. I am enlightened!
-
-HorseNear
-Neigh!
-Is that a horse? Well, it doesn't matter. It's cool anyway!
-I wonder what the name of that horse is?
-Hey look, Swedish meatballs!
-How do you turn that into glue...?
-
-PigNear
-Oink Oink!
-I wonder if boar's meat is tasty.
-Mmm, porkchops.
-Aww he has a wittle snout!
-
-ChickenNear
-Cluck cluck!
-Didn't you say you like chicken better %player%?
-That's a chicken? It looks like a duck...
-
-CowNear
-Mooo!
-Mmm, steak.
-Horns and udders...?
-I could go for a glass of milk.
-
-SheepNear
-Baaaaah!
-It looks so fluffy!
-Mmm, mutton.
-%player% could you just lay me on that sheep? It looks soft.
-
-WolfNear
-Woof!
-Hey back up, I'm not a chew toy!
-Here boy! *whistles*
-Aww I wanna pet him!
-
-CatNear
-Meow!
-Claws and teeth? Scary pet you have...
-No, I'm not for scratching!
-So cute!
-
-SkeletonNear
-They say that monster is one of the undead.
-What's that weird clunky noise?
-I hear a bow being drawn...
-Doot doot!
-
-ZombieNear
-Smell something?
-They say that monster is one of the undead.
-I smell something.
-Eww it's rotting!
-Don't let that touch you, it looks diseased!
-
-CreeperNear
-I smell gunpowder.
-Smell something?
-Handle with care.
-I feel the presence of some kind of powder...
-He has gunpowder.
-I smell something.
-What's up with its color?
-
-SpiderNear
-*shudder*
-Giant bugs? This is hell.
-You should try riding that!
-Too many legs... Yuck!
-Kill it with fire!
-
-EndermanNear
-He has long legs. You needed me to tell you that huh.
-It has such thin arms.
-Careful, he can dodge pretty well... Well, sometimes anyway.
-Woah, where'd he come from?
-Wow, he's huge.
-
-SilverfishNear
-What's up with its color?
-I hear scratching...
-Ew what is that?!
-Kill it with fire!
-
-BlazeNear
-Blaze blaze bla bla blaze. Woah, Mr. Blaze.
-Is that a demon?
-I think that's a demon.
-I hope you're fireproof.
-
-EnemyNear
-What's he doing here?
-Hey look, it's a %other%!
-Look out!
-Hey, shoo, stupid %other%.
-I wonder what %other% tastes like...
-
-InsultZombie
-Being undead bites.
-He makes me puke.
-Bet he'd taste nasty if we ate him.
-Looks like a sickly little boy.
-Looks a little sickly.
-He looks like he'll die pretty soon with our without our help.
-He must be rotten.
-You reek man.
-Yeeek...
-There are alot of guys running around that look like him.
-
-InsultSkeleton
-Calcium rich bones have such a nice pop when they break.
-He looks pale. I wonder if something bad happened to him.
-Wow that guy's pale. Get out on the beach or something dude.
-He looks pale. I wonder if he has a glandular problem.
-Ah, he doesn't look like much. Whups! Incoming!
-Whoa, careful! You'll put somebody's eye out with that thing.
-He's just a skeleton, but he has a bow.
-
-InsultCreeper
-Woah! This guys gonna blow!
-Get away from him before he pops...
-That looks kinda like a pig, a creepy pig...
-He looks a bit unstable...
-Hehehe, what is that?
-
-InsultSpider
-Don't make me get the bug spray!
-Bugs are gross! Go away!
-%player%, kill it with fire!
-
-InsultEnderman
-Behind his benign face, lies evil intent of the most fearful kind... Aren't I dramatic?
-I get an evil vibe off him.
-I hate the way his mouth moves...
-
-InsultSilverfish
-Bet he'd taste nasty if we ate him.
-Ew, what is that?
-Squish it!
-
-InsultWitch
-I don't want to get an apple from her.
-Just smash the potion throwing old bag!
-This chick's gross.
-Old lady power is endless...
-You have something for if you get poisoned right?
-
-InsultBlaze
-Away hellspawn!
-The power of Steve compels you!
-Got any holy water? Or any water really...
-
-InsultGhast
-Crybaby!
-Hit that fireball back at him!
-Did you bring a ranged weapon? That would help right now.
-Ew, it's got weird tentacles...
-
-InsultDragon
-Ooo a Dragon... Rrrarrggh!
-Steve's tip of the day. Lesson 1. Ender Dragon hides make awesome boots.
-I used to imagine dragons were slender creatures.
-Ohhh C-Cool...
-
-InsultPlayer
-%other%... I heard that name somewhere before.
-%other% has a great body!
-%other%, %other%... Talk to me bud. Why do you challenge the supremacy of Steve?
-He has the same name as the mayor of my village!
-I wonder if %other% has no friends? Probably.
-This guy's boring.
-Bet he's got no friends.
-Yup, he was adopted.
-Don't waste your time with this guy %player%.
-My weak point? Hmph. No such thing.
-He should just chill himself, don't you think?
-Let's settle it with speed! You can't beat the speed of a talking %tool%!
-He thinks he's so cool with his sword. Loser.
-He's strong. But he's not all that strong when you attack from a distance.
-Whoa, careful! You'll put somebody's eye out with that thing.
-His weapon is great, but he is meager.
-There are alot of guys running around that look like him.
-So he's still kickin' huh?
-
-InsultOther
-Me shatter you like glass.
-Wish I knew how to slowly lumber into oncoming fire.
-He's lame.
-He burnt me in my dream. Burn him back. For me!
-Pretty much looks like a dork huh.
-Airhead.
-Leave it be, %player%. It obviously has no friends.
-This guy's a putz... Did I just use that word?
-Just off him already.
-My name is STEVE! I own you.
-Won't give up will he.
-Get lost. Loser.
-I hate this loser.
-Annoying.
-Oh! My buddy's calling! I gotta go.
-How do we handle this one?
-Looks stupid.
-The weak point of this monster? I don't remember...
-What me... lose to him!? Ha, good one!
-Just because I'm a %tool%, doesn't mean I'm stupid.
-Don't you think he's annoying?
-Weak point? Uh, duh! Don't make me say it, please.
-Hello my name is Steve. I own you, %other%.
-Today's prediction. Pain!
-I wonder how much I could sell that %other% for...
-This guy doesn't hold back.
-This guy's a clown.
-He should try to learn from my exquisite sense of style.
-My kung fu is stronger!
-What? The weak point? You know it, right? It's not that I don't know it...
-He'll get what's coming... Just wait.
-Humph, this guy's a piece of cake.
-This guy might fetch a high price!
-Let's just take 'em out, pack 'em up and get outta here.
-He's got a weird face.
-Behave yourself %other%.
-Finish him, %player%!!
-Fight fire with fire, %player%. Not literally but you get what I mean.
-He's pretty tough. Be careful.
-Whoa! Are you fighting him?
-Maybe he doesn't know he's made of paper. We have to tell him.
-His weak point? Come on, you've gotta know it?
-
-Creation
-My name is Steve! A pleasure.
-My name is Steve! By the way, my sister's name is Stephanie.
-And on the 6th day Steve created...
-Zzz... Huh! Was I sleeping?
-Today's fortune, you will meet someone new. It was great to meet you, %player%.
-Hello my name is Steve. I own you.
-In the village, everybody called me Steve, the busy bee.
-
-Other
-I wonder sometimes, why do I have to be a %tool%? Why not some absurd fully automatic firearm?
-My baby brother was such a brat...
-By the way. How are ya doing?
-Reminds me of last night. I had a dream of my dad... he was a catapult...
-My hair is awesome!!! It takes forever in the morning but tell me it isn't worth it.
-Waffle, waffle, waffle.
-Why on earth can I talk? I'm a %tool%...
-Do you understand, %player%, what it feels like to be a %tool%?
-...Achoo!
-I has a twin sister who I have been separated from for a long time... I wonder how she's doing.
-My sister was totally cute. She was the belle of the village.
-When I take a close look at you, %player% you look like my sister.
-My pitiful attempts to be cool. Blasted playground!
-Why didn't the cool kids play with me?
-I like flan.
-How'd I get my name...? I don't remember.
-Don't you think my name is cool?
-Yo. What is it like being human, %player%? Don't think it would work for me. A human %tool%... messy.
-Sometimes, I remember my old days. I went through many hardships...
-My jokes are getting stale...
-Let me tell you my state of mind... I wanna be a human as quickly as possible.
-Love is an immaculate beam of warm fuzzy energy.
-Did you know that I am an excellent singer? A pro!
-My dad would say, "A man should stand up in the headwind no matter what.
-If I didn't have a torso, that would kinda bug me.
-Last night, my late dad talked to me in a dream... I was so happy
-Yesterday, I dreamt I was rich.
-My ego is like a gas giant. Like Jupiter or, heh Uranus.
-I know, I know... You're wondering how you might serve Steve better.
-Fortune of the day. Beware of being boring. Oops, I gotta be careful.
-Fortune of the day. It'll be a very happy day. Maybe.
-I can sing and dance! I should be a performer.
-I am a great dancer. I want to show you.
-I wonder %player%, how old are you?
-By the way, do you think I am handsome?
-Don't you think it will look good on me if I dye my hair red?
-Fortune of the day. The lucky item is a white handkerchief.