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diff --git a/src/main/resources/assets/tinkerscompendium/text/souls/steve_enUS.txt b/src/main/resources/assets/tinkerscompendium/text/souls/steve_enUS.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c2bba0a --- /dev/null +++ b/src/main/resources/assets/tinkerscompendium/text/souls/steve_enUS.txt @@ -0,0 +1,400 @@ +Offense +Heh. What is super armor to me. %dmg% damage!! +%dmg% damage! Pow! +Swish! +HIYA! +%dmg% damage? Swing me harder! +Woo! %dmg% damage! I'm awesome! +%dmg% damage! +%dmg% damage? +%dmg% damage... + +Defense +Hee hee hee... you are bad. Only %dmg% damage! +You need to do more than that. Only %dmg% damage. +Only %dmg%? Pathetic! +Ah my face! +Don't hit! Thats rude! +I can do more than %dmg% damage and I don't have hands! +%dmg% damage! +%dmg% damage? +%dmg% damage... + +Armor +It's like I'm hugging you! +Did you put on deoderant today? Doesn't smell like it... +Smelling kinda musty here... +Ewww you're sweating on me %player%! +You're warm... It's nice... +Don't worry %player%! I'll protect you! +I'm like a koala. + +Weapon +Let me at 'em! +I'm so sharp it hurts! +You should have made me into a chainsaw. Chainsaws are cool! +Why didn't you make me into a flamethrower? +Find me something to whack on! + +OnFire +It's hot! You're gonna be burnt! +Fire! Fire! It's too hot in here! + +LowHP +%Player%, say something. +H, Hey, get away, jack! +One more blow from that guy could finish us. +No need to worry... +Yo, you awake up there, %player%? + +Death +Damn... if only there hadn't been the accident... we would have been able to live happily ever after... +That's not good... +I guess human dreams are fragile... +I remember... my dad's motto was... A man should never cry like a newborn. +Sorry! It was my fault... +I wonder if there is a life after death... +Aww man, that sucks! +Darn, I couldn't get to telling you his weak point! + +LowHunger +Eat something nutritious. +You look famished! +Are you hungry? You should eat. +You should eat. +Are you hungry? +Your tummy sounds angry. +Was that a monster?! Oh it was just your stomache... + +LowDurability +I'm starvin'! +I'm starving. I wanna eat a piece of %material%. +I feel thirsty. +Wow. I'm beat. +Thump, thump, thump. My heart is throbbing... +I'm getting sleepy... zzz. +I'm still young! +I am very sensitive. Handle with care, please. +My fortune today is the worst!! My stars are all wrong. +Something's bothering me... +I feel my body starting to creak... +My back hurts lately... +Hasn't Steve been good to you? I don't know what I've done for you to treat me so disrespectfully. +%player% you need to repair me every once in a while. Life without Steve isn't worth living. +Am I losing it? +Agghh! My head is gonna explode... +Recently, I've been feeling beat. +I'm really having a crappy day. +Why... am I so... miserable... ? +Don't you think my existence is pretty important. I mean, how many talking &tool%s do you know. +Count on me! Oops. Wait, wait! +Hey... %player%, you been cold to me recently... +I'm burning out... + +Broken +I'm gonna take a nap. +Not now %player%, I've got a headache. +I wonder if there is any medicine that heals the heart... +I, I lost... +I hope I can have pleasant dreams tonight... +(Sob)... I have no time left... +Oh... Dad. You are there. +Nothingness... there is nothing there but darkness... darkness spreading everywhere. +Agghh! +I can't take it anymore. +Uggghhh! +I don't want to be defeated by him! +Argh... I think I'm really... a loser... + +Repaired +Yeah, my priorities have all changed! Ahh, it's exciting to be alive. +I tingle with excitement at my new life course. Steve, the millionaire %tool%!! +The power sealed within me now... about to be revived! +As long as I am alive, good things will happen. +Andy, brother! Stop! Stop it! Phew... it was... a dream... +It feels like love... + +Modified +I'm gonna be the %tool% to beat all %tool%! +%player%, you're too friendly. It makes me jealous. +It feels like love... +I... I feel strong... I feel charged with power... an immense power... +I'm pretty much a genius, huh. +Uggh! This, this is it! The coolness I was looking for. +I see. I get it. Now I understand. I am enlightened! + +HorseNear +Neigh! +Is that a horse? Well, it doesn't matter. It's cool anyway! +I wonder what the name of that horse is? +Hey look, Swedish meatballs! +How do you turn that into glue...? + +PigNear +Oink Oink! +I wonder if boar's meat is tasty. +Mmm, porkchops. +Aww he has a wittle snout! + +ChickenNear +Cluck cluck! +Didn't you say you like chicken better %player%? +That's a chicken? It looks like a duck... + +CowNear +Mooo! +Mmm, steak. +Horns and udders...? +I could go for a glass of milk. + +SheepNear +Baaaaah! +It looks so fluffy! +Mmm, mutton. +%player% could you just lay me on that sheep? It looks soft. + +WolfNear +Woof! +Hey back up, I'm not a chew toy! +Here boy! *whistles* +Aww I wanna pet him! + +CatNear +Meow! +Claws and teeth? Scary pet you have... +No, I'm not for scratching! +So cute! + +SkeletonNear +They say that monster is one of the undead. +What's that weird clunky noise? +I hear a bow being drawn... +Doot doot! + +ZombieNear +Smell something? +They say that monster is one of the undead. +I smell something. +Eww it's rotting! +Don't let that touch you, it looks diseased! + +CreeperNear +I smell gunpowder. +Smell something? +Handle with care. +I feel the presence of some kind of powder... +He has gunpowder. +I smell something. +What's up with its color? + +SpiderNear +*shudder* +Giant bugs? This is hell. +You should try riding that! +Too many legs... Yuck! +Kill it with fire! + +EndermanNear +He has long legs. You needed me to tell you that huh. +It has such thin arms. +Careful, he can dodge pretty well... Well, sometimes anyway. +Woah, where'd he come from? +Wow, he's huge. + +SilverfishNear +What's up with its color? +I hear scratching... +Ew what is that?! +Kill it with fire! + +BlazeNear +Blaze blaze bla bla blaze. Woah, Mr. Blaze. +Is that a demon? +I think that's a demon. +I hope you're fireproof. + +EnemyNear +What's he doing here? +Hey look, it's a %other%! +Look out! +Hey, shoo, stupid %other%. +I wonder what %other% tastes like... + +InsultZombie +Being undead bites. +He makes me puke. +Bet he'd taste nasty if we ate him. +Looks like a sickly little boy. +Looks a little sickly. +He looks like he'll die pretty soon with our without our help. +He must be rotten. +You reek man. +Yeeek... +There are alot of guys running around that look like him. + +InsultSkeleton +Calcium rich bones have such a nice pop when they break. +He looks pale. I wonder if something bad happened to him. +Wow that guy's pale. Get out on the beach or something dude. +He looks pale. I wonder if he has a glandular problem. +Ah, he doesn't look like much. Whups! Incoming! +Whoa, careful! You'll put somebody's eye out with that thing. +He's just a skeleton, but he has a bow. + +InsultCreeper +Woah! This guys gonna blow! +Get away from him before he pops... +That looks kinda like a pig, a creepy pig... +He looks a bit unstable... +Hehehe, what is that? + +InsultSpider +Don't make me get the bug spray! +Bugs are gross! Go away! +%player%, kill it with fire! + +InsultEnderman +Behind his benign face, lies evil intent of the most fearful kind... Aren't I dramatic? +I get an evil vibe off him. +I hate the way his mouth moves... + +InsultSilverfish +Bet he'd taste nasty if we ate him. +Ew, what is that? +Squish it! + +InsultWitch +I don't want to get an apple from her. +Just smash the potion throwing old bag! +This chick's gross. +Old lady power is endless... +You have something for if you get poisoned right? + +InsultBlaze +Away hellspawn! +The power of Steve compels you! +Got any holy water? Or any water really... + +InsultGhast +Crybaby! +Hit that fireball back at him! +Did you bring a ranged weapon? That would help right now. +Ew, it's got weird tentacles... + +InsultDragon +Ooo a Dragon... Rrrarrggh! +Steve's tip of the day. Lesson 1. Ender Dragon hides make awesome boots. +I used to imagine dragons were slender creatures. +Ohhh C-Cool... + +InsultPlayer +%other%... I heard that name somewhere before. +%other% has a great body! +%other%, %other%... Talk to me bud. Why do you challenge the supremacy of Steve? +He has the same name as the mayor of my village! +I wonder if %other% has no friends? Probably. +This guy's boring. +Bet he's got no friends. +Yup, he was adopted. +Don't waste your time with this guy %player%. +My weak point? Hmph. No such thing. +He should just chill himself, don't you think? +Let's settle it with speed! You can't beat the speed of a talking %tool%! +He thinks he's so cool with his sword. Loser. +He's strong. But he's not all that strong when you attack from a distance. +Whoa, careful! You'll put somebody's eye out with that thing. +His weapon is great, but he is meager. +There are alot of guys running around that look like him. +So he's still kickin' huh? + +InsultOther +Me shatter you like glass. +Wish I knew how to slowly lumber into oncoming fire. +He's lame. +He burnt me in my dream. Burn him back. For me! +Pretty much looks like a dork huh. +Airhead. +Leave it be, %player%. It obviously has no friends. +This guy's a putz... Did I just use that word? +Just off him already. +My name is STEVE! I own you. +Won't give up will he. +Get lost. Loser. +I hate this loser. +Annoying. +Oh! My buddy's calling! I gotta go. +How do we handle this one? +Looks stupid. +The weak point of this monster? I don't remember... +What me... lose to him!? Ha, good one! +Just because I'm a %tool%, doesn't mean I'm stupid. +Don't you think he's annoying? +Weak point? Uh, duh! Don't make me say it, please. +Hello my name is Steve. I own you, %other%. +Today's prediction. Pain! +I wonder how much I could sell that %other% for... +This guy doesn't hold back. +This guy's a clown. +He should try to learn from my exquisite sense of style. +My kung fu is stronger! +What? The weak point? You know it, right? It's not that I don't know it... +He'll get what's coming... Just wait. +Humph, this guy's a piece of cake. +This guy might fetch a high price! +Let's just take 'em out, pack 'em up and get outta here. +He's got a weird face. +Behave yourself %other%. +Finish him, %player%!! +Fight fire with fire, %player%. Not literally but you get what I mean. +He's pretty tough. Be careful. +Whoa! Are you fighting him? +Maybe he doesn't know he's made of paper. We have to tell him. +His weak point? Come on, you've gotta know it? + +Creation +My name is Steve! A pleasure. +My name is Steve! By the way, my sister's name is Stephanie. +And on the 6th day Steve created... +Zzz... Huh! Was I sleeping? +Today's fortune, you will meet someone new. It was great to meet you, %player%. +Hello my name is Steve. I own you. +In the village, everybody called me Steve, the busy bee. + +Other +I wonder sometimes, why do I have to be a %tool%? Why not some absurd fully automatic firearm? +My baby brother was such a brat... +By the way. How are ya doing? +Reminds me of last night. I had a dream of my dad... he was a catapult... +My hair is awesome!!! It takes forever in the morning but tell me it isn't worth it. +Waffle, waffle, waffle. +Why on earth can I talk? I'm a %tool%... +Do you understand, %player%, what it feels like to be a %tool%? +...Achoo! +I has a twin sister who I have been separated from for a long time... I wonder how she's doing. +My sister was totally cute. She was the belle of the village. +When I take a close look at you, %player% you look like my sister. +My pitiful attempts to be cool. Blasted playground! +Why didn't the cool kids play with me? +I like flan. +How'd I get my name...? I don't remember. +Don't you think my name is cool? +Yo. What is it like being human, %player%? Don't think it would work for me. A human %tool%... messy. +Sometimes, I remember my old days. I went through many hardships... +My jokes are getting stale... +Let me tell you my state of mind... I wanna be a human as quickly as possible. +Love is an immaculate beam of warm fuzzy energy. +Did you know that I am an excellent singer? A pro! +My dad would say, "A man should stand up in the headwind no matter what. +If I didn't have a torso, that would kinda bug me. +Last night, my late dad talked to me in a dream... I was so happy +Yesterday, I dreamt I was rich. +My ego is like a gas giant. Like Jupiter or, heh Uranus. +I know, I know... You're wondering how you might serve Steve better. +Fortune of the day. Beware of being boring. Oops, I gotta be careful. +Fortune of the day. It'll be a very happy day. Maybe. +I can sing and dance! I should be a performer. +I am a great dancer. I want to show you. +I wonder %player%, how old are you? +By the way, do you think I am handsome? +Don't you think it will look good on me if I dye my hair red? +Fortune of the day. The lucky item is a white handkerchief. |