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| author | Benjamin J. Culkin <bjculkin@mix.wvu.edu> | 2018-05-29 15:35:02 -0300 |
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| committer | Benjamin J. Culkin <bjculkin@mix.wvu.edu> | 2018-05-29 15:35:02 -0300 |
| commit | 0faa5175b6f0de8835ed514615ac64135f406b29 (patch) | |
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diff --git a/RGens/data/sample-grammars/fortune.gram b/RGens/data/sample-grammars/fortune.gram deleted file mode 100644 index 8bfce32..0000000 --- a/RGens/data/sample-grammars/fortune.gram +++ /dev/null @@ -1,123 +0,0 @@ -[fortune-cookie] you will buy a new set of clothes - you will be hit over the head with a piano falling from a [ordinal] floor window - you will be audited by the irs - you will be audited by the irs because of your activity in the [org-political] - you will be held hostage by the radical [org-political] - you will be run over by a [bus] - you will find yourself as the victim of a bizarre practical joke - you will contract a rare form of [plural+last-name] disease - you will grow fat and bald - you will lose your present job and have to become a [job] - you will run for public office and only receive [half-digit+percent] of the vote - your spouse will eventually find out about you-know what - you will accidentally run over your neighbor's pet [animal] and be sued for [1..5] million dollars. - you will arrive late at work only to realize that it's a federal holiday - you will write a perl script to spit out random text - your family will grow suspicious of your newly acquired tattoo - you will receive a promotion, only to be terminated a month later by failing a random drug test - you will spend the next [2..7] days fighting a flaw in a microsoft product - you will become the leader of the [org-political] - you will lose your job because of your involvement in the [org-political] - you will find the perfect joke to play on your [relative] on april fool's day, only to discover that it's actually april 2nd - your television will explode while the [big-game] is on - you will receive a [large+bill] [bill-type] dollar bill by mistake - you will find a counterfeit [counter-bill] dollar bill on the ground - you will discover that everybody really is out to get you - you will become successful in business -- unfortunately, that business will violate the laws of [30..49] states - you will inherit [40..80] acres of worthless swampland from your relative - along with [5..9] billion cockroaches, you will be the only survivor of world war II - you will save the world -- Bob's Auto World that is - you will move into a mobile home park and then a tornado will strike the very next day - you will set a record high golf score - a black cat will run across your path today, but thankfully you aren't superstitious (at least not until you get run over by a bus this evening - the engine in your [vehicle] will explode precisely [10..35] seconds after your warranty expires - while on a business trip to [real-city] you will get lost and wind up in [real-city] - you will shoot your eye out with a BB gun, just as your mother said you would - you will run out of gas on Interstate [4..99] in the vicinity of nowhere, [us-state] , population [1..25] - your website will be hit with the dreaded slashdot effect, causing your webserver to die a painful death - you will be abducted by aliens and taken to the secret planet [random-name] [roman-numeral] for extensive probing - you will become the editor for a tabloid newspaper - you will soon realize that your life is completely indistinguishable from "Dilbert" cartoons - you will hurt your hand while thumping a Bible - you will discover the meaning of life at the bottom of a beer bottle, but you won't remember what it is after you sober up in the morning - you will receive a blank fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant, an event regarded by most superstition experts as a "bad omen" - you will be falsely accused of jaywalking - you will suffer a nosebleed during a speech in front of [speech+num] people - you will receive [50..100] credit card offers in the mail during the next week - you will receive [speech+num] pieces of spam email during the next year - your favorite tv show will be cancelled and replaced with an infomercial - you will lose your life savings in las vegas - you will sign a contract requiring you to hand over your first born son to a large multinational corporation - your [progeny] will lose a spelling bee after misspelling [quote+name] - you will be declared a "town drunk" by your local city council - you will be responsible for an international incident - medical studies will reveal that your favorite [food] causes [bad-thing] - you will be deported to [nation] - you will realize that your life really is completely meaningless - you will appear on "who wants to be a millionaire?" and fail to answer the first $100 question - you will be sued by major league baseball for taping the world series on your vcr without prior written consent - you will be at the losing end of a [300..500] dollar lawsuit - you will receive a [100..500] dollar parking ticket from [real-city] even though you have never been there - every single time you visit the doctor's office, the doctor will be out playing golf - until the day you die, you will never understand what the saying "Life is like a bowl of cherries" actually means - your hometown baseball team will never win the world series - your brand-new [comp+amount] dollar computer will be struck by lightning [3..6] hours after you first plug it in - you will send the author of this fortune [hundred+amount] in plain, unmarked bills with the next week - you will be excommunicated from your church after you accidentally fall asleep and start snoring during services - your personal information will be in the hands of [100..500] large, evil multinational corporations by the time you finish reading this fortune - -pragma initial-rule [fortune-cookie] - -[vehicle] car - truck - suv - minivan - -[bus] cross-town bus - beer truck - police car - -[big-game] super bowl - world series - big game - -[bill-type] hospital - car repair - credit card - -[counter-bill] 3 - 5 - 10 - 13 - 20 - 50 - 100 - -[plural+last-name] [last-name] 's - -[half-digit+percent] [1..5] % - -[large+bill] [digit-nonzero] [digit] [digit] , [digit] [digit] [digit] - -[digit+digit] [digit] . [digit] - -[speech+num] [5..10] , [digit] [digit] [digit] - -[progeny] son - daughter - -[quote+name] " [random-name] " - -[food] food - beverage - snack - -[bad-thing] cancer - heart disease - insanity - -[comp+amount] [2..4] , [digit] [digit] [digit] - -[hundred+amount] $ [digit-nonzero] 00 - -[job] 'WRITE ME' |
