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-[fortune-cookie] you will buy a new set of clothes
- you will be hit over the head with a piano falling from a [ordinal] floor window
- you will be audited by the irs
- you will be audited by the irs because of your activity in the [org-political]
- you will be held hostage by the radical [org-political]
- you will be run over by a [bus]
- you will find yourself as the victim of a bizarre practical joke
- you will contract a rare form of [plural+last-name] disease
- you will grow fat and bald
- you will lose your present job and have to become a [job]
- you will run for public office and only receive [half-digit+percent] of the vote
- your spouse will eventually find out about you-know what
- you will accidentally run over your neighbor's pet [animal] and be sued for [1..5] million dollars.
- you will arrive late at work only to realize that it's a federal holiday
- you will write a perl script to spit out random text
- your family will grow suspicious of your newly acquired tattoo
- you will receive a promotion, only to be terminated a month later by failing a random drug test
- you will spend the next [2..7] days fighting a flaw in a microsoft product
- you will become the leader of the [org-political]
- you will lose your job because of your involvement in the [org-political]
- you will find the perfect joke to play on your [relative] on april fool's day, only to discover that it's actually april 2nd
- your television will explode while the [big-game] is on
- you will receive a [large+bill] [bill-type] dollar bill by mistake
- you will find a counterfeit [counter-bill] dollar bill on the ground
- you will discover that everybody really is out to get you
- you will become successful in business -- unfortunately, that business will violate the laws of [30..49] states
- you will inherit [40..80] acres of worthless swampland from your relative
- along with [5..9] billion cockroaches, you will be the only survivor of world war II
- you will save the world -- Bob's Auto World that is
- you will move into a mobile home park and then a tornado will strike the very next day
- you will set a record high golf score
- a black cat will run across your path today, but thankfully you aren't superstitious (at least not until you get run over by a bus this evening
- the engine in your [vehicle] will explode precisely [10..35] seconds after your warranty expires
- while on a business trip to [real-city] you will get lost and wind up in [real-city]
- you will shoot your eye out with a BB gun, just as your mother said you would
- you will run out of gas on Interstate [4..99] in the vicinity of nowhere, [us-state] , population [1..25]
- your website will be hit with the dreaded slashdot effect, causing your webserver to die a painful death
- you will be abducted by aliens and taken to the secret planet [random-name] [roman-numeral] for extensive probing
- you will become the editor for a tabloid newspaper
- you will soon realize that your life is completely indistinguishable from "Dilbert" cartoons
- you will hurt your hand while thumping a Bible
- you will discover the meaning of life at the bottom of a beer bottle, but you won't remember what it is after you sober up in the morning
- you will receive a blank fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant, an event regarded by most superstition experts as a "bad omen"
- you will be falsely accused of jaywalking
- you will suffer a nosebleed during a speech in front of [speech+num] people
- you will receive [50..100] credit card offers in the mail during the next week
- you will receive [speech+num] pieces of spam email during the next year
- your favorite tv show will be cancelled and replaced with an infomercial
- you will lose your life savings in las vegas
- you will sign a contract requiring you to hand over your first born son to a large multinational corporation
- your [progeny] will lose a spelling bee after misspelling [quote+name]
- you will be declared a "town drunk" by your local city council
- you will be responsible for an international incident
- medical studies will reveal that your favorite [food] causes [bad-thing]
- you will be deported to [nation]
- you will realize that your life really is completely meaningless
- you will appear on "who wants to be a millionaire?" and fail to answer the first $100 question
- you will be sued by major league baseball for taping the world series on your vcr without prior written consent
- you will be at the losing end of a [300..500] dollar lawsuit
- you will receive a [100..500] dollar parking ticket from [real-city] even though you have never been there
- every single time you visit the doctor's office, the doctor will be out playing golf
- until the day you die, you will never understand what the saying "Life is like a bowl of cherries" actually means
- your hometown baseball team will never win the world series
- your brand-new [comp+amount] dollar computer will be struck by lightning [3..6] hours after you first plug it in
- you will send the author of this fortune [hundred+amount] in plain, unmarked bills with the next week
- you will be excommunicated from your church after you accidentally fall asleep and start snoring during services
- your personal information will be in the hands of [100..500] large, evil multinational corporations by the time you finish reading this fortune
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-pragma initial-rule [fortune-cookie]
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-[vehicle] car
- truck
- suv
- minivan
-
-[bus] cross-town bus
- beer truck
- police car
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-[big-game] super bowl
- world series
- big game
-
-[bill-type] hospital
- car repair
- credit card
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-[counter-bill] 3
- 5
- 10
- 13
- 20
- 50
- 100
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-[plural+last-name] [last-name] 's
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-[half-digit+percent] [1..5] %
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-[large+bill] [digit-nonzero] [digit] [digit] , [digit] [digit] [digit]
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-[digit+digit] [digit] . [digit]
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-[speech+num] [5..10] , [digit] [digit] [digit]
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-[progeny] son
- daughter
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-[quote+name] " [random-name] "
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-[food] food
- beverage
- snack
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-[bad-thing] cancer
- heart disease
- insanity
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-[comp+amount] [2..4] , [digit] [digit] [digit]
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-[hundred+amount] $ [digit-nonzero] 00
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-[job] 'WRITE ME'