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you will be hit over the head with a piano falling from a [ordinal] floor window
you will be audited by the irs
you will be audited by the irs because of your activity in the [org-political]
- you will be help hostage by the radical [org-political]
+ you will be held hostage by the radical [org-political]
you will be run over by a [bus]
- you will find yourself as the victim of a bizzare practical joke
+ you will find yourself as the victim of a bizarre practical joke
you will contract a rare form of [plural+last-name] disease
you will grow fat and bald
you will lose your present job and have to become a [job]
- you will run for public office and only recieve [half-digit+percent] of the vote
+ you will run for public office and only receive [half-digit+percent] of the vote
your spouse will eventually find out about you-know what
you will accidentally run over your neighbor's pet [animal] and be sued for [1..5] million dollars.
you will arrive late at work only to realize that it's a federal holiday
you will write a perl script to spit out random text
your family will grow suspicious of your newly acquired tattoo
- you will recieve a promotion, only to be terminated a month later by failing a random drug test
+ you will receive a promotion, only to be terminated a month later by failing a random drug test
you will spend the next [2..7] days fighting a flaw in a microsoft product
you will become the leader of the [org-political]
you will lose your job because of your involvement in the [org-political]
you will find the perfect joke to play on your [relative] on april fool's day, only to discover that it's actually april 2nd
your television will explode while the [big-game] is on
- you will recieve a [large+bill] [bill-type] bill by mistake
+ you will receive a [large+bill] [bill-type] bill by mistake
you will find a counterfeit [counter-bill] bill on the ground
you will discover that everybody really is out to get you
you will become successful in business -- unfortunately, that business will violate the laws of [30..49]
@@ -40,11 +40,11 @@
you will soon realize that your life is completely indistinguishable from "Dilbert" cartoons
you will hurt your hand while thumping a Bible
you will discover the meaning of life at the bottom of a beer bottle, but you won't remember what it is after you sober up in the morning
- you will recieve a blank fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant, an event regarded by most superstition experts as a "bad omen"
+ you will receive a blank fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant, an event regarded by most superstition experts as a "bad omen"
you will be falsely accused of jaywalking
you will suffer a nosebleed during a speech in front of [speech+num]
- you will recieve [50..100] credit card offers in the mail during the next week
- you will recieve [speech+num] pieces of spam email during the next year
+ you will receive [50..100] credit card offers in the mail during the next week
+ you will receive [speech+num] pieces of spam email during the next year
your favorite tv show will be cancelled and replaced with an infomercial
you will lose your life savings in las vegas
you will sign a contract requiring you to hand over your first born son to a large multinational corporation
@@ -57,11 +57,11 @@
you will appear on "who wants to be a millionaire?" and fail to answer the first $100 question
you will be sued by major league baseball for taping the world series on your vcr without prior written consent
you will be at the losing end of a [300..500] lawsuit
- you will recieve a [100..500] dollar parking ticket from [real-city] even though you have never been there
+ you will receive a [100..500] dollar parking ticket from [real-city] even though you have never been there
every single time you visit the doctor's office, the doctor will be out playing golf
until the day you die, you will never understand what the saying "Life is like a bowl of cherries" actually means
your hometown baseball team will never win the world series
- your brand-new [comp+amount] dollar computer will be struct by lightning [3..6] hours after you first plug it in
+ your brand-new [comp+amount] dollar computer will be struck by lightning [3..6] hours after you first plug it in
you will send the author of this fortune [hundred+amount] in plain, unmarked bills with the next week
you will be excommunicated from your church after you accidentally fall asleep and start snoring during services
your personal information will be in the hands of [100..500] large, evil multinational corporations by the time you finish reading this fortune
@@ -118,4 +118,6 @@ pragma initial-rule [fortune-cookie]
[comp+amount] [2..4] , [digit] [digit] [digit]
-[hundred+amount] $ [digit-nozero] 00
+[hundred+amount] $ [digit-nonzero] 00
+
+[job] 'WRITE ME'