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@@ -5,10 +5,10 @@
you will be help hostage by the radical [org-political]
you will be run over by a [bus]
you will find yourself as the victim of a bizzare practical joke
- you will contract a rare form of [last-name] 's disease
+ you will contract a rare form of [plural+last-name] disease
you will grow fat and bald
you will lose your present job and have to become a [job]
- you will run for public office and only recieve [half-digit] % of the vote
+ you will run for public office and only recieve [half-digit+percent] of the vote
your spouse will eventually find out about you-know what
you will accidentally run over your neighbor's pet [animal] and be sued for [half-digit] million dollars.
you will arrive late at work only to realize that it's a federal holiday
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@
you will lose your job because of your involvement in the [org-political]
you will find the perfect joke to play on your [relative] on april fool's day, only to discover that it's actually april 2nd
your television will explode while the [big-game] is on
- you will recieve a [digit-no0] [digit] [digit] , [digit] [digit] [digit] [bill-type] bill by mistake
+ you will recieve a [large+bill] [bill-type] bill by mistake
you will find a counterfeit [counter-bill] bill on the ground
you will discover that everybody really is out to get you
you will become successful in business -- unfortunately, that business will violate the laws of [state-num]
@@ -30,25 +30,54 @@
you will move into a mobile home park and then a tornado will strike the very next day
you will set a record high golf score
a black cat will run across your path today, but thankfully you aren't superstitious (at least not until you get run over by a bus this evening
- the engine in your [vehicle] will explode precisely [digit] . [digit] seconds after your warranty expires
+ the engine in your [vehicle] will explode precisely [ seconds after your warranty expires
while on a business trip to [real-city] you will get lost and wind up in [real-city]
you will shoot your eye out with a BB gun, just as your mother said you would
you will run out of gas on Interstate [interstate-num] in the vicinity of nowhere, [us-state] , population [low-num]
your website will be hit with the dreaded slashdot effect, causing your webserver to die a painful death
- you will be abducted by aliens and taken to the secret planet [random-name] [roman-num] for extensive probing
+ you will be abducted by aliens and taken to the secret planet [random-name] [roman-numeral] for extensive probing
you will become the editor for a tabloid newspaper
+ you will soon realize that your life is completely indistinguishable from "Dilbert" cartoons
+ you will hurt your hand while thumping a Bible
+ you will discover the meaning of life at the bottom of a beer bottle, but you won't remember what it is after you sober up in the morning
+ you will recieve a blank fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant, an event regarded by most superstition experts as a "bad omen"
+ you will be falsely accused of jaywalking
+ you will suffer a nosebleed during a speech in front of [speech-num]
+ you will recieve [fifty-above] credit card offers in the mail during the next week
+ you will recieve [speech+num] pieces of spam email during the next year
+ your favorite tv show will be cancelled and replaced with an infomercial
+ you will lose your life savings in las vegas
+ you will sign a contract requiring you to hand over your first born son to a large multinational corporation
+ your [progeny] will lose a spelling bee after misspelling [quote+name]
+ you will be declared a "town drunk" by your local city council
+ you will be responsible for an international incident
+ medical studies will reveal that your favorite [food] causes [bad-thing]
+ you will be deported to [nation]
+ you will realize that your life really is completely meaningless
+ you will appear on "who wants to be a millionaire?" and fail to answer the first $100 question
+ you will be sued by major league baseball for taping the world series on your vcr without prior written consent
+ you will be at the losing end of a [lawsuit-amount] lawsuit
+ you will recieve a [ticket-amount] dollar parking ticket from [real-city] even though you have never been there
+ every single time you visit the doctor's office, the doctor will be out playing golf
+ until the day you die, you will never understand what the saying "Life is like a bowl of cherries" actually means
+ your hometown baseball team will never win the world series
+ your brand-new [comp+amount] dollar computer will be struct by lightning [three-six] hours after you first plug it in
+ you will send the author of this fortune [hundred+amount] in plain, unmarked bills with the next week
+ you will be excommunicated from your church after you accidentally fall asleep and start snoring during services
+ your personal information will be in the hands of [ticket-amount] large, evil multinational corporations by the time you finish reading this fortune
pragma initial-rule [fortune-cookie]
-pragma range-rule half-digit 1 5
-pragma range-rule weekday 2 7
-pragma range-rule states 40 80
-pragma range-rule swamp 40 80
-pragma range-rule half-digit2 5 9
-pragma range-rule interstate-num 4 99
-pragma range-rule low-num 1 25
+pragma range-rule [half-digit] 1 5
+pragma range-rule [weekday] 2 7
+pragma range-rule [states] 40 80
+pragma range-rule [swamp] 40 80
+pragma range-rule [half-digit2] 5 9
+pragma range-rule [interstate-num] 4 99
+pragma range-rule [low-num] 1 25
+pragma range-rule [state-num] 30 49
-[vehichle] car
+[vehicle] car
truck
suv
minivan
@@ -72,3 +101,38 @@ pragma range-rule low-num 1 25
20
50
100
+
+[plural+last-name] [last-name] 's
+
+[half-digit+percent] [half-digit] %
+
+[large+bill] [digit-nozero] [digit] [digit] , [digit] [digit] [digit]
+
+[digit+digit] [digit] . [digit]
+
+[speech+num] [half-digit3] , [digit] [digit] [digit]
+
+pragma range-rule [half-digit3] 5 10
+pragma range-rule [fifty-above] 50 100
+
+[progeny] son
+ daughter
+
+[quote+name] " [random-name] "
+
+[food] food
+ beverage
+ snack
+
+[bad-thing] cancer
+ heart disease
+ insanity
+
+pragma range-rule [lawsuit-amount] 300 500
+pragma range-rule [ticket-amount] 100 500
+pragma range-rule [two-four] 2 4
+pragma range-rule [three-six] 3 6
+
+[comp+amount] [two-four] , [digit] [digit] [digit]
+
+[hundred+amount] $ [digit-nozero] 00